User blog comment:Cloak5000/Too many Open Source characters/@comment-174.240.128.211-20130607213109/@comment-6417519-20130608012116

"if i was going to use a name like bananahammock, i could come up with something much funnier"

Be my guest.

And while you're at it, why don't you send your list of every thing else you don't like so the internet can bend to your every whim.