Dame Trot & her Comical Cat

Origin
Old Dame Trot, Going to the fair. With he cat on her shoulder, To see the folks there.

Dame Trot and her cat, Sat down for a chat. The Dame sat on this side, And the Puss sat on that. "Puss," say's the Dame, "Can you catch a rat, Or a mouse in the dark?" "Purr," say's the cat.